How not to run from the cops…

Maybe not the world’s dumbest criminals, but they certainly make it somewhere on the list. 6 of these guys were finally arrested in Citrus Florida after a state wide crime spree.  You wonder how they got away with it for so long?

Lesson 1: Don’t wear your pants half way down your legs. This totally wrecks your stride and it will slow you down big time.  Even the cop that downs half of the donut box every day will catch you.

Lesson 2: Tie your shoes. If they fall off and you have to pick them up mid-chase… I think you get the idea.

Lesson 3: Don’t go straight from the gym to your mark.  Generally it might be a good thing to conceal your body features.

Nothing more than satire. 🙂

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